"Arrr! Louisville lad carted off like treasure, found himself in the healer's den after a ruckus on the field!"
2024-11-03
Arrr, matey! Young Benjamin Perry, a brave defender of the Louisville crew, be laid low in the sick bay after takin’ a mighty blow in the first quarter o' the tussle against them Clemson scallywags! Avast, mayhaps he’ll bounce back to swab the deck soon!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the gridiron waters of Clemson, where a fearsome battle turned a tad scary-like. A player, the brave Benjamin Perry of the Louisville crew, found himself in a right pickle and had to be whisked off on a stretcher to the nearest hospital after takin' a mighty tumble!This be no ordinary injury, I tell ye! Perry lay there on the turf, lookin' as pale as a ghost ship, while the wise coaches, Jeff Brohm and Dabo Swinney, rushed to his side like a flock of seagulls to a dropped fish. With a neck brace snugger than a pirate's belt, the lad was helped off the field but soon summoned the stretcher for an urgent voyage to the land of healing.
Fear not for our hero! He was reported to be “alert and talkin’” as he sailed away from the stadium, even catchin' a word with his dear mother who was not at the game—what a fine moment that be! The clock was tickin’ down to just 1:47 left in the first quarter, and though the Cardinals were leadin' 3-0, Perry’s health be the true treasure of the night. The crew be awaitin' news from the hospital, hopin' for a swift recovery! Yarrr!