Arrr! Vivek be stirrin' the raucous crew at the Penn State clash, chattin' 'bout Trump’s treasure o’ votes!
2024-11-02
Arrr, Vivek Ramaswamy stormed the MAGA shindig like a scallywag 'fore Penn State met their doom at the hands of Ohio State! With a grin as wide as a treasure chest, he be spouting confidence that Trump’s early votes be as plentiful as doubloons! Aye, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain Vivek Ramaswamy, who sailed into a raucous MAGA party at Beaver Stadium, just a-singin’ and a-cheerin’ before the Penn State crew faced off against them Ohio State Buckeyes. Aye, the lad be from Ohio, so he took the jibes from the Penn State scallywags with a hearty laugh, claimin’ even a defeat could be spun into "national unity." But lo and behold, the Buckeyes triumphed, laughin’ all the way to a 20-13 victory!But that be not all! The eager crowd was more concerned about their former captain, Donald Trump, and his quest to reclaim his treasure chest of votes in the keystone state. Ramaswamy, with the glimmer of hope in his eye, spoke of early voting numbers, blessin’ the crowd with his optimism. The folk be lookin’ for a grand surge come Election Day, all riled up and ready to make their mark, he declared.
Yet, beware the dark waters of voter fraud! A fearsome prosecutor be investigatin’ suspicious applications that smell of trickery. But fear not, the good Attorney General swears they’re on the lookout, ready to thwart the scoundrels and keep the elections fair and square. So hoist the sails and let the games begin, for the winds of change be blowin’ strong in Pennsylvania!