Arrr, matey! Brady Quinn be callin’ Penn State's play-callin' a right scallywag’s folly after their pitiful clash with Ohio State!
2024-11-02
Arrr, the Penn State crew be feelin' the heat after bein' bested by the Ohio State scallywags! Even a once-mighty All-American quarterback be raisin' his parrot's eyebrow at that poor play-calling on Saturday! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the woeful tale of the Penn State Nittany Lions, led by the captain James Franklin, who found themselves in a right pickle after crossin' swords with the Ohio State Buckeyes. These landlubbers entered the fray as the third-best crew on the seas, only to be bested by the dastardly Buckeyes, who sailed away with a treasure of a 20-13 victory, leavin’ Franklin stewin' in his own bilge.It be a grim tale indeed, for the Nittany Lions have not bested the Buckeyes since the year of our Lord 2016 and have lost eight battles in a row! As they approached the red zone, the Lions floundered like a fish out of water, squanderin' a golden chance to score from the 3-yard line, failin' thrice before givin’ the ball over to their foes. Yarr, they only managed to snag two measly field goals in four tries!
Even the savvy football seafarer, Brady Quinn, was left bamboozled by the decision-makin’ of the Penn State crew, wonderin’ why their trusty tight end, Tyler Warren, was cast aside after showin’ his mettle with a 33-yard rush. Alas, the Lions will be lookin' to turn the tide when they face the Washington crew on the 9th of November. May the winds be ever in their favor!