Arrr, Harris be tryin' to 'Glock' the vote, but vexes the she-pirates: 'She’s as anti-gun as a landlubber!'
2024-11-03
Arrr! Vice President Kamala Harris be shoutin' from the crow's nest 'bout her Glock, stirrin' the seas of the campaign! But alas, it be missin' the target with the lassies who wield their own cannons, sayin’ it be more bluster than treasure, savvy?
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be makin’ quite the splash on the campaign seas! She be claimin’ to own a Glock, hopin’ to charm the gun-totin’ folk with her shipmate Tim Walz, as they sail under the Democratic flag. But lo and behold, some savvy lassies who wield firearms be thinkin’ she's just blowin’ smoke, callin’ her out fer pandering to the right with no real bite.During a raucous debate, former Captain Trump, with a glint in his eye, accused her of wantin’ to seize the very cannons from the hands of the good folk. Harris, like a true swashbuckler, disputed these claims, shoutin’ that she shan’t be takin’ anyone’s guns. The winds of her campaign, however, be dodgin’ queries about the type of iron she be packin’—leavin’ many to wonder if she’s just a landlubber at heart.
With the tide turnin’, several seasoned sea women, like instructor Jane Milhans, be callin’ her Glock talk merely a smokescreen. They be worryin’ about the judges she might appoint, fearin' they’ll be as anti-Second Amendment as a scallywag plundering yer treasure! So, as the campaign sails forth, the question remains: can Harris navigate these treacherous waters and earn the trust of the gun-totin’ crew? Arrr!