Arrr! The scallywags of Afghans for Trump be settin' sail to sway foreign policy and the great 2021 retreat in the election!
2024-11-03
Arrr, matey! Zoubair Sangi, the clever scallywag, be rallyin' the Afghan crew to rise like a Kraken! He be stirrin' the waters o' betrayal by the Biden buccaneers and hoistin' the Jolly Roger for Afghans for Trump! Aye, let the ballots fly like cannonballs!
Ahoy, mateys! ‘Tis been three long years since the scallywags o’ the Taliban took over the shores of Afghanistan, causin’ quite the ruckus! Women be confined to their quarters like landlubbers who’ve lost their sea legs, and the menfolk quiver in their boots, ‘fraid of bein’ branded as traitors. As the U.S. made a hasty retreat, many brave souls were left hangin’, abandoned like a shipwreck on a desert isle.Despite the silence in the press about Biden’s blunder, the Afghan folks livin’ in the U.S. still thinkin’ of their kin back home, who are sufferin’ in a land ruled by terror, where whispers of resistance can lead to a watery grave. Our mate Zoubair Sangi rallied the troops, formulating a crew called Afghans for Trump, hopin’ to right the wrongs done by the Biden crew.
With the Taliban makin’ off with aid meant for the suffering masses, Sangi be callin’ for action! "Let’s support the National Resistance Front," he cries, "no need for boots on the ground, just a little cannon fire from afar!" He believes it’s high time to cut off the gold flowin’ to the Taliban, lest we find ourselves in a tempest akin to World War III. So hoist the flags, me hearties, for change be on the horizon!