"Arrr matey! James O'Keefe be gatherin' scallywags to sneakily spy at the polls, like a crafty sea rat!"
2024-11-03
Arrr, Mr. O’Keefe be seekin' hearty souls to don secret spy glasses and hunt fer mischief at the polls! Aye, dozens o' brave judges and watchin’ scallywags be answerin’ the call, say the scrolls! A fine crew fer a jolly treasure hunt, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings of a curious venture on the high seas of democracy! Our matey, Mr. O’Keefe, be seekin' brave souls to don the cloak of the unseen—hidden cameras, they be! Aye, he’s on a quest to spy for any foul play in the sacred rite of votin'.