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Arrr, Dolphins' Jonnu Smith be callin' Buffalo the scurviest spot ye can find, just before the battle begins!

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! Jonnu Smith o' the Miami Dolphins took a jolly jab at the fair city of Buffalo in a podcast, chattin' like a parrot before their clash on the high seas o' Week 9 this Sunday! Ready yer cannons, it be a raucous battle brewin’!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the Miami Dolphins' tight end, Jonnu Smith, who be stirrin' up a tempest o' words 'gainst the scurvy city o' Buffalo ahead of their clash on the field! In a recent parley on "The Dive Bar Podcast," this salty sea dog declared Buffalo to be "the worst place ye can be in the world!" Aye, the audacity!

Not content with merely tradin' barbs, Smith went on to insult the very culinary treasures of the city, claimin' the buffalo wings were as appealing as a barnacle-covered ship! "They ain’t even good!" he roared, tossin' insults like cannonballs! Smith, who’s had his share of battles with the Bills, has caught 25 passes this season, but he's no stranger to defeat, sportin' a 2-5 record against the Bills in his career.

As the Dolphins prepare fer their rematch after a drubbin' back in September, where the Bills trounced 'em 31-10, one can only wonder if Smith's blatherin' will fuel the fire in Buffalo's belly. With the Bills sittin' pretty at 6-2 and Miami flounderin' at 2-5, the stakes be high! Will Smith's jests lead to a victory or be a fool's errand? Only time will tell, me hearties!

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