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Arrr! Joel Embiid be blastin’ a scallywag scribe after the crew lost to them Grizzlies, shovin’ him like a landlubber!

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! In the dark of night, after the 76ers faced the fearsome Grizzlies, our jolly giant, Joel Embiid, took a swing at a scribe, shovin' him like a scallywag! Aye, ‘tis a right ruckus on the high seas of basketball!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round for a tale from the courts of Philadelphia where the mighty Joel Embiid, a true giant of the hardwood, be stirrin' a storm o' controversy as the 2024-25 season unfurls its sails!

After a dismal defeat to the Memphis Grizzlies, Embiid be in a right froth, confrontin’ the scallywag scribe Marcus Hayes in the locker room. The scribe had the audacity to jab at Embiid’s late brother and his wee lad named Arthur, questioning the big fella’s spirit and fitness! The seas be rough when ye mention family, I tell ye!

With tempers flare and the air turnin' thick, Embiid declared, "Ye bring up me kin again, and ye’ll witness the wrath of a storm!" The scribe attempted to apologize, but our towering pirate rebuffed him with a hearty "That’s not the first time!" Aye, it escalated quick as a ship in a squall, with Embiid pushin' the poor soul as a security guard tried to calm the melee.

Embiid, with fire in his belly, spat, "I don’t give a s***!" as the fray threatened to boil over. He’s done too much for his crew, he said, and he’ll soon be back to sailin’ the courts. So raise a tankard to this ruckus, savvy? In the world of the NBA, the tides be ever changin’!

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