Arrr, the line coach be blowin' his top at a lad! A scallywag disgrace, that be, matey!
2024-11-03
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber coach of the offensive line found himself in a pickle on Saturday, sparrin' with one of his scallywag players during a raucous game. The seas be rough when yer own crew turns on ye! Har har har!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale of tumult and thunder on the gridiron! Aye, it be a ruckus at the Louisiana-Monroe Warhawks' ship, where the offensive line captain, Cameron Blankenship, had himself a mighty fine meltdown during a clash with the Marshall Thundering Herd. The scallywag tossed his headset like a cannonball and got all up in young Drew Hutchinson's face, forearm and all!As the sea of fans watched, Blankenship hollered like a banshee, sendin' shockwaves through the crowd. The squall drew the ire of social media, where landlubbers and sea-dogs alike weighed in on the spectacle. After the fracas, the school’s brass released a statement sharper than a cutlass, declarin' such behavior was as welcome as a kraken at a tea party. They promised disciplinary actions would be taken, though the details be kept tighter than a treasure chest.
This be Blankenship’s first voyage with the Warhawks, fresh off his time in New Mexico, and it seems he be makin' waves right quick! In the end, the Thundering Herd claimed victory, 28-23, leavin' the Warhawks with a record of 5-3. Aye, what a day on the high seas of college football! Arrr!