The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Which landlubbin' presidential swabs be gettin' the nod from them fancy editorial sea dogs?"

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! With a shipload o' papers choosin' not to back a captain for 2024, some scallywags be vexed! The Los Angeles Times and Washington Post be sinkin’ faster than a leaky ship, losin’ subscribers and crew alike. Even the Vice President be sayin’ it’s a right shame, blame them greedy billionaires!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be regalin' ye with a tale from the briny deep of politics and papers! In this year of our Lord, 2024, a curious thing be afoot on the high seas of newsprint. The likes of the Los Angeles Times and the Washington Post, known fer their leanin' to the left like a tipsy sailor, have decided to weigh anchor and not endorse any presidential scallywag. This bold move be causin' quite the ruckus among their loyal crew of readers, leadin' to a storm o' lost subscribers and some crew members jumpin' ship!

Even Vice President Kamala Harris, savvy as a old sea dog, be callin' their lack of endorsements “disappointin’, no doubt.” She be pointin’ a finger at the owners of these fine ships of news, them billionaires who be settin’ sail without givin’ a hoot about the crew's opinions. 'Tis a tale of treasure maps and hidden agendas, where the common folk be feelin' abandoned on the shores of democracy while the greedy captains be countin’ their doubloons!

So hoist the sails, me mateys, and keep a weather eye on the horizon, fer in these turbulent waters, the tides of news be changin’ fast, and who knows what loot be awaitin' us in the future!

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