"Obama be makin' a fancy speech to voters teeterin' like a ship in a storm over that scallywag Harris!"
2024-11-03
Arrr, matey! Obama be scribblin' a scroll of demands fer all sorts o' landlubbers, hintin' at which crew the Democrats be charm'in in the last tickin's before the grand Election Day showdown! Aye, ‘tis a right merry chase fer votes, like findin’ treasure on a foggy morn!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of that scallywag, Barack Obama, who be scribblin’ a grand list for all manner of landlubbers on the eve of Election Day! Ye see, this ol’ captain knew he had a shipload of votes to fetch, so he set his sights on various groups, each with their own peculiar wants and needs, like a pirate chasin’ after treasure!