In Penn's Woods, the GOP be hoistin' cheer, while them Democrats be naught but a bunch o' fretful buccaneers!
2024-11-04
Arrr matey! As the sun sets on Election Day, the grand ship o’ politics be stuck in a deadlock! Both Captain Trump and Lady Harris be claimin’ they’ve got the wind in their sails! Avast, may the best scallywag win!
Avast ye landlubbers! As th' fateful day of reckonin' be upon us, the seas o' politics be stormy, with the grand squabbles 'twixt Captain Trump and First Mate Harris bein' as tangled as a sailor's knot! Aye, it be a right jolly sight, fer both crews be claimin' they be hoistin' the Jolly Roger high, sayin' they be sailin' towards victory.