Arrr, matey! The M5 be but a damp squib, while the M6 in 2026 be the treasure ye seek!
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! If ye be waitin' fer a shiny MacBook Pro with a glimmerin' OLED screen, ye best be settin' sail fer 2026! ‘Tis a long voyage ahead, and the whispers be growin’ louder than a ship's cannon! So batten down the hatches and keep yer treasure chest ready!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest whispers in the realm of Apple’s MacBook Pro! The scallywags say that next year’s model be naught but a triflin’ upgrade, with a true treasure trove of changes comin’ in 2026, when we might finally lay eyes on an OLED screen and the fabled M6 chip! Arrr!Our matey Mark Gurman, the oracle of tech, be spillin’ the beans in his ‘Power On’ saga. He warns ye all, if ye be thinkin’ of waitin’ for a mighty fine upgrade in 2025, ye might just find yerself disappointed, as the changes be likin’ a tempest in a teapot! Instead, the M5 chip next year’ll be more of a nudge than a cannon blast, with the big guns waitin’ for 2026.
Rumors be floatin’ on the salty seas that Apple be settin’ its sights on a five-year cycle for overhauls. So, if ye be lookin’ for a swashbucklin’ laptop, I recommend ye upgrade now and not delay yer plunderin’ till 2026! The sails be filled with promise for the future, but for now, ye may be best off with what ye already have, lest ye end up with a ship that barely floats!