Arrr! Trump’s flashy sea shanty be blarin’ ‘twixt NASCAR and NFL while Harris stirs a ruckus on SNL!
2024-11-03
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' ex-Captain Trump be sailin' the airwaves in a jolly election tale durin' NBC’s race and football shindig, while the fair Kamala be stirrin’ the pot on “SNL”! Aye, what a ruckus on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political shenanigans that be hittin' the airwaves as the sun dipped low on a fine Sunday! Aye, it be the former captain of the ship o' state, Donald J. Trump, who took to the NBC seas with a message as bold as a pirate's swagger, pluggin’ his bid for glory whilst sportin’ his "Make America Great Again" hat. He warned that lettin’ Vice President Kamala Harris take the helm be akin to sailin' straight into a stormy depression!With only a handful of hours 'fore Election Day, Trump bellowed that all be losin’ vitality faster than a ship takin’ on water. Word on the docks was that his appearance was stirred up by Harris’ surprise cameo on "Saturday Night Live," causin’ quite the uproar among the crew. The good folks at NBC, feelin’ the heat, filed a notice with the FCC, claimin’ they were just followin’ the rules of equal time, lest they be accused of favorin’ one side over the other like a scallywag pickin’ favorites among crew!
So, as the election looms like a ghost ship on the horizon, will Trump find more airspace to spread his message, or will Harris continue to steal the wind from his sails? Aye, the seas of politics be treacherous and full o' surprises!