Arrr! With over 20 million doubloons, Sega claims its JRPG treasures be a result of sailin' the multi-platform seas!
2024-11-04
"Arrr, me hearties! Picture this: a grand spectacle where all the scallywags o' the seven seas be launchin' their treasures at the very same instant! A merry chaos, like a keg o' rum burstin' forth in a tavern brawl! Hoist the sails and let the fun begin!"
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round, I’ve a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bones and set yer sails a-flappin'! Picture this: a grand event, a mighty spectacle, where every landlubber from Tortuga to the farthest shores of the Seven Seas be watchin'—and I ain't talkin' 'bout a treasure map! Nay, I be speakin' of simultaneous worldwide launches, savvy?Ye see, in this age of wonders, the clever land-dwellers be schemin' to send their fanciest wares into the sky at the very same moment, like a fleet of ships all settin' sail to chase the horizon! It be a sight to behold, with blimps and balloons a’soarin', and cannon fire celebratin’ from every tavern! Why, even the parrot on me shoulder squawks with excitement!
But hark! What kind of madman thought it wise to launch all at once? Why, it could lead to a sky full of confusion! Ships collidin', sailors shoutin', and a whole lotta rum spillin'! Perhaps they thought a grand show would draw the scallywags and landlubbers alike, but all it brings is a right good laugh, I tell ye! Aye, 'tis a merry spectacle, watchin' the world tryin' to keep up with the madness of a thousand launches all at once, like a drunken monkey swingin' from the riggin'! Arrr!