Arrr! Florida's jolly jester of death be free, having offed her love rival in a frightful getup! Ha-ha!
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! A lass from Florida, caught in a jolly jape with a killer clown from the year of our Lord 1990, be free as a gull after merely 18 moons in the brig, thanks to her bargain. Aye, even pirates know when to clown around!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the days of yore! A foul deed done by a scallywag dressed as a jolly jester be makin’ waves once more! Sheila Keen-Warren, a lass of 61 summers, hath slipped from her prison chains after confessin' to takin' the life of Marlene Warren whilst donned in clown garb, deliverin' flowers and balloons like a true rogue!This treacherous tale began way back in 1990 in the fair land of Wellington, Florida. Sheila, arrested in 2017, was finally sentenced to a mere 12 years in the brig, with time served givin' her the chance to sail free after but 18 moons! Aye, 'tis a tale of DNA tricks and a wife-stealin' heart that got her tangled in this web, for she wed the very husband of the poor wench she shot!
Her lawyer, Greg Rosenfeld, be singin' the praises of her innocence, while whispers of an affair swirl like a tempest! The victim’s son saw the clownish delivery of doom unfold before his very eyes! So, raise a mug and toast to the wild and wacky world of crime, where clowns and capers abound, and justice be served in the most curious of fashions!