The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Iran be talkin' o' mightier cannonballs fer the next skirmish with Israel, savvy? Blimey, what a ruckus!"

2024-11-03

Arrr, matey! The scallywags of Iran be threatenin’ to unleash mightier cannonballs upon Israel if the winds blow wrong, aye! They reckon the cannon fire might fly as soon as the U.S. election dust settles. Avast, what a jolly game of cat and cannon this be!

Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags from Iran be makin’ threats o’ a mighty attack on the fair shores of Israel, claimin’ they’ll unleash more powerful warheads than a kraken’s might! Despite the U.S. warnin’ their sails to stay put, the Persian lads be sharpenin’ their cutlasses for a ruckus!

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