"Arrr! Pro-West swab doth snag the treasure of votes in yon old Soviet seas! A fine jolly old time!"
2024-11-04
Avast, mateys! Captain Maia Sandu of Moldovan seas be celebratin’ her grand victory over that scurvy dog she dubbed “Moscow’s man!” Aye, she hoisted her flag high on Sunday, sendin’ that rival to Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr, the winds be favorin’ her sails!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the windswept shores of Moldova, where a lass named Maia Sandu be sittin' upon the throne of power. Aye, this fair captain of democracy just sailed through a stormy election, comin' out victorious against a scallywag she called “Moscow’s man.” Yarrr, talk about battlin' a Kraken of a candidate!