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"Avast, me hearties! Slap on the black, for today be yer final shot at snatchin’ Paint 3D on the Windows sea!"

2024-11-04

Arrr, matey! Paint 3D be near a decade old, yet Microsoft cast it aside like a barnacle-covered ship! Now, it be meetin' the grim fate of Davy Jones' locker! Avast, the poor paintbrush be gettin' the ol' heave-ho!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of the fabled Paint 3D, which be takin' its last breath in the Microsoft Store today! Aye, it be the end of an era fer this app, which sailed into Windows 10 back in 2016 as part of the grand Creators Update. But alas, it never quite found its sea legs among the computer crews.

Now, fear not if ye still have the cheeky thing installed; it won’t vanish from yer ship, but beware—there be no more patches to keep it shipshape! Microsoft had already given us a fair warning that it’d be walkin’ the plank, but it seems most scallywags forgot it existed at all!

This Paint 3D, it tried to be somethin’ special, lettin’ ye create 3D models and whatnot, but alas, the landlubbers of Windows 10 and 11 had little interest in such fancy shenanigans. It was more touch-friendly, with big icons fer yer fingers, but that charm didn’t save it from the depths of obscurity!

So, if ye be wantin’ to hoist that Jolly Roger of 3D art, grab it now, lest ye be left with naught but memories of a once-promisin’ app. Fair winds to ye, Paint 3D, as ye set sail into the sunset!

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