The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Join the crew! Thousands be resurrectin’ their furry mates; meet the lass they call the Pet Lazarus!"

2024-11-04

"Arrr, matey! I be tellin' ye, don’t be hopin’ fer the same sea dog anew! This fresh critter won’t be recognizin’ yer visage straight away, savvy? So, brace yerself for some jolly confusion!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round and lend an ear to this ol’ salt's cautionary tale ‘bout the beasties we call pets! Arrr, ye might think ye be gettin’ a repeat performance of yer beloved furry matey, but let this scallywag tell ye—ye best be prepared for a whole new creature entirely! The new pet ain’t gonna know ye from a plank o’ wood, savvy?

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