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Arrr! UFC swashbuckler Frankie Edgar be chattin’ up Arab Americans in Michigan, rallyin’ fer Trump 'n laughin' all the way!

2024-11-04

Arrr, matey! UFC swashbuckler Frankie Edgar be chattin' with the fine folk of Michigan Arab Americans, all while hoistin' the sails for that old sea captain, Trump, as the presidential battle brews on the horizon. Shiver me timbers, politics be a wild sea!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye news from the turbulent seas of politics and pugilism! The valiant UFC legend, Frankie Edgar, set sail to Michigan to rally support fer none other than former President Trump, just days 'fore the big vote. Alongside his mates, Rashad Evans and Henry Cejudo, they be visitin' a Yemeni tavern in Dearborn, seekin' to sway the Arab American crew!

Now, Edgar be a fighter of the people, not some Hollywood swab. He proclaimed, "I be a union plumber before I donned me fightin' boots!" With a heart as big as a treasure chest, he shared that he too be worryin' 'bout the same issues as the good folk o' the land, which be why he be throwin' his lot in with Trump!

But it don’t end there! Other UFC scallywags like Cejudo and Gaethje be joinin' the fray, stirrin' the political waters and claimin' the election be in its "championship rounds." With Trump and Vice President Harris neck and neck, it be a right ruckus as the voters prepare to cast their fateful ballots! So hoist the sails, and let the winds of change blow, for this election be one for the history books! Arrr!

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