Arrr, the Saints be tossin' Captain Allen overboard after a shocking scallywag defeat to the cursed Panthers!
2024-11-04
Arrr, me hearties! Word be spillin’ that the Saints be tossin’ ol’ Dennis Allen overboard on Monday, as they sunk to a pitiful 2-7, courtesy of the scallywag Panthers! Aye, ‘tis a rough tide fer those swabs!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the winds of change be blowin' through the New Orleans Saints' ship! The captain of this vessel, Dennis Allen, found himself walkin' the plank on a dreary Monday morn, less than a day after his crew faced a mighty defeat at the hands of the Carolina Panthers. Aye, those scallywags only managed to snatch their second victory of the season with a nail-biting score of 23-22, whilst the Saints be drownin' in their seventh loss in a row! Arrr!It seems the good ol' NFL seas be stormy, as Allen be the second captain to be tossed overboard this season, followin' the Jets' fateful decision to part ways with Robert Saleh. This matey was brought aboard to replace Sean Payton, but alas, his record be a dismal 18-25 with nary a playoff berth to boast of. With the lowest winning percentage in three decades, he’ll be remember’d for his less-than-stellar voyage.
Fear not, for the ship shall sail on! Assistant head honcho, Darren Rizzi, be takin' the helm in the interim, hopin' to steer the Saints towards calmer waters. Next up, they’ll be squaring off against the Atlanta Falcons. Let’s raise a mug to a brighter horizon, or at least a bit more treasure! Yarrr!