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Arrr, North Carolina be breakin’ the record fer early votin’, like a cannonball blastin’ through a hull!

2024-11-04

Avast, me hearties! North Carolina be breakin' records like a ship in a storm—over half the scallywags be casting their votes 'fore the big day! Aye, 4.4 million votes ye say? Even the hurricane-blasted counties be joinin' the jolly crew, at 58.9%! Arrr, what a ruckus!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with a tale from the fair shores of North Carolina, where the folk be votin' like there be no tomorrow! Aye, they’ve smashed their record for early votin' as if it be a piñata filled with gold doubloons, with over half the state’s fine registered scallywags castin’ their ballots before the fateful day of reckonin'!

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