Hark! Harris and Trump be makin’ one last desperate plea to the landlubbers in the battleground seas! Arrr!
2024-11-04
Arrr, me hearties! The swashbucklin' Donald be startin' his mornin' in Raleigh, then sailin' to Reading and Pittsburgh, endin' the night in Grand Rapids. Meanwhile, Vice President Kamala be stirrin' up the crew in Reading and Pittsburgh, settin' course for a grand shindig in Philly! Over 75 million scallywags be castin' their votes!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of the high seas of politics! Once upon a mornin’, the former Captain of the USS Trump, Donald, set sail from the shores of Raleigh, North Carolina. With the wind in his sails, he charted a course fer the raucous ports o’ Reading and Pittsburgh, where he be rallyin’ the crew with tales of yore! By nightfall, he’ll be droppin’ anchor in Grand Rapids, Michigan, raisin’ a ruckus like a buccaneer at a rum-soaked feast!But lo and behold, the fierce Vice Captain, Kamala Harris, be not far behind! She be plunderin’ through the same towns, holdin’ her own rallies, and makin’ waves like a ship in a storm! As she barnstorms across Pennsylvania, she be settin’ her sights on a grand finale—a colossal rally and concert on the steps of the famed Philadelphia Art Museum. A jolly good time fer all, ye scallywags!
And here be the kicker, me hearties—over 75 million landlubbers have already cast their votes! Aye, the seas be churnin’ with excitement as this grand adventure unfolds! So, hoist the flags and ready the cannons; it be a wild ride on the political seas, indeed!