Arrr! A scallywag from BioWare be sayin' "maybe 20 souls" be usin' an old Dragon Age contraption—harder than plunderin' Mass Effect!
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! A Dragon Age treasure trove be as distant as Davy Jones' locker! Ain't no ship on the horizon with that bounty, so hoist the sails o' patience and let the sea of time carry ye to that fabled loot! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the far-off seas of Dragon Age, where the winds whisper of a grand collection yet to come! Aye, it be true, the fabled trove o’ treasures—games, DLCs, and tales woven of magic and mayhem—be but a distant dream, like finding a mermaid with a heart o’ gold!Avast! The scallywags in charge be workin’ their shifty magic, but it seems the tides be against us. ‘Tis a long voyage, ye see, and we be stuck in the doldrums, waitin’ for that fabled collection to sail into our harbors. If I had a doubloon for every time I’ve heard “soon,” I’d be the richest pirate on the seven seas!
But fear not, me mateys! While we bide our time, we can still raise a tankard o’ grog and spin yarns of our favorite heroes, the Wardens and their foes! Let us chart a course through Thedas ‘til the day when the collection lands upon our shores, and we can plunder it for all it’s worth! So hoist the sails and keep yer eyes on the horizon, for adventure be waitin’ just beyond the waves!