Arrr, Trump’s crew be callin’ Pelosi a scallywag, claimin’ her jabs be as rusty as a shipwrecked hull!
2024-11-04
Arrr, that scallywag Nancy Pelosi be spoutin’ that the famed captain Trump’s noggin be turnin’ to mush! She be sayin’ he’d not last four tides as captain of the ship o' state! Blimey, I reckon he might lose his way to the treasure!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas of politics, where the likes o' former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi be claimin' that the ol' seadog Trump be losin' his wits! Aye, she be sayin' his noggin be deterioratin' faster than a ship takin' on water, and he might not last four years in the crow's nest of the presidency!During a parley on the MSNBC ship, Pelosi warned the voters they might be castin' their lot for a new captain, Vance, if Trump keels over. Meanwhile, Trump, who once dodged a cannonball to the ear, made a jest about shootin' through the fake news to get to him. Aye, what a jolly swashbuckler he be!
But Pelosi, with a furrowed brow, pointed to his strange talk o' electrocution versus bein' gobbled by sharks as proof that his marbles be rollin' about in the hold. "Something's very wrong there," she cawed! Trump, in his bravado, claimed he'd take electrocution every single time, talkin' like a true seadog faced with a storm!
But fear not, for the Trump campaign struck back, claimin' the only thing deterioratin' be Pelosi herself, a washed-up relic of the political seas. With her ship sailin' since '87, maybe it be time to anchor down in San Francisco for good!