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Arrr! If that fiery wench Harris takes the crown, her wild mentor might just be the treasure map for reparations!

2024-11-04

Arrr, matey! If Vice President Kamala Harris be takin' the crown this Tuesday, her ol’ sea dog pastor might just be the clever scallywag to steer the ship o' reparations through the stormy seas o' federal waters! Avast, let the treasure hunt begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her trusty pastor, Rev. Amos Brown, a bold scallywag in the fight for reparations! With a wink and a nod, this Rev. hath been blamin’ America for all manner of mischief, even the 9/11 calamity. Aye, he's the vice chair of California’s reparations task force, callin’ for treasure for the wronged folk of the sea and land!

In a grand gathering dubbed “Solidarity for Reparations,” this preacher invited the notorious Rev. Frederick Douglass Haynes III, who declared, “America, ye owe us!” He whipped up the crowd like a stormy sea, demandin’ reparations be paid for the wrongs of yore. Brown himself proclaimed that those against reparations be “heartless,” and that ye can’t put a price on the pain of Black folk!

While our fair Captain Harris be cautious, claiming the matter needs studyin’, she’s sailed in the right direction, sayin’ that reparations must be discussed. With allies like Ron Busby and Latosha Brown aboard, the winds of change blow strong. So, me mateys, the reparations quest continues, with Harris and her crew chartin’ a course towards justice on the tumultuous seas of politics!

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