Arrr, matey! A Pennsylvania sea dog says Musk’s treasure for votes be fit fer the law, no scallywagry here!
2024-11-04
Arrr matey! Elon Musk be tossin' treasure like a true scallywag, givin’ away a million doubloons each day to landlubbers who signed a parchment supportin' the good ol' Constitution! Aye, 'tis a jolly way to swab the decks of democracy, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the swashbuckling tycoon, Elon Musk, who’s been splashin’ gold coins like a drunken sailor! Aye, this landlubber hath set sail with a super PAC, givin' away a treasure of a million doubloons each day to those scallywags who’ve signed a petition in favor of the grand ol' Constitution!