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Arrr! DJ Moore be strutting off like a scallywag mid-battle! A right proper dumpster fire, that be!

2024-11-04

Arrr, during the Bears’ scallywag battle with the Cardinals, our star matey D.J. Moore be seen makin’ a grand exit from the field, leavin’ fans as puzzled as a parrot in a fog! Methinks he be searchin’ fer buried treasure elsewhere! Har har har!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Chicago Bears, who be takin' a right proper thrashin' from the Arizona Cardinals on the high seas of the NFL. But lo! One play be makin' waves, as it went viral faster than a cannonball flyin' from a ship!

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