Arrr! Dak Prescott be sailin' the injured seas, missin' weeks with a pesky hamstring, say the scallywag scribes!
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! The Cowboys be bracing fer a rough tide, as their fearless captain Dak Prescott be laid low with a hamstring ailment more wicked than a siren's song, after they be flounderin’ against the Falcons! Hoist the sails, it’s gonna be a bumpy voyage!
Arrr mateys, it be a stormy sea o' troubles in "Jerry’s World!" The mighty Dallas Cowboys, cursed by the fates, be expectin’ to sail without their fearless captain, Dak Prescott, who be nursing a sore hamstring after a mighty tussle with the Atlanta Falcons, which be their third straight defeat. Aye, their ship’s in rough waters, sittin’ at a dismal 3-5!With Prescott possibly headin’ to the injured reserve, that leaves ol’ Cooper Rush to take the helm against the Philadelphia Eagles. Aye, it be a wild season indeed, with owner Jerry Jones not plunderin’ for Derrick Henry and findin’ himself in the depths of the NFC East!
While Prescott met his injury scramblin' for a mere five yards, he be wonderin’ if it be the tackle that led to his misfortune. “I felt it when I was gettin’ up from the run,” he declared, not thinkin’ it be too serious. Meanwhile, star receiver CeeDee Lamb also be nursing a sore shoulder, and defensive end Micah Parsons be hopin’ to return to the fray. With Prescott bein’ the highest-paid quarterback, this be not the start to his new chapter he envisioned. But alas, it seems he’ll be watchin’ from the sidelines for at least a wee bit longer! Arrr!