"Arrr, can Kamala Harris be the captain of her own ship's chart, or be she just a scallywag?"
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! Kamala be bound to declare the election's fate, win or lose, savvy? 'Tis her lone duty to shout the result from the crow's nest! The Constitution be makin' her the captain o’ the Senate ship, duty-bound to announce who sails as president! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spillin' the beans on the fair lass Kamala Harris, who be tasked with a grand duty upon the high seas of politics! Whether she be raisin' a tankard in victory or drownin' her sorrows in a barrel o' rum, it be her solemn job to declare the outcome of the presidential elections!Arrr, in the grand parchment known as the Constitution, it be sayin' that the vice president be the captain o' the Senate ship, and that means it falls on her shoulders to announce whether the winds of fate be blowin' one way or the other. Aye! It be no small feat, mind ye, to stand tall and proclaim the results, no matter if she be celebratin' or wearin' a frown like a scallywag caught in a storm!
So, as the great Senate sails through the treacherous waters of democracy, remember this: Kamala be the one to ring the bell and declare who be the captain o' this here ship for the next voyage. Aye, the Constitution be givin' her the helm, and it be a right fine adventure, whether she steers us to glory or sends us to Davy Jones' locker!