"Arrr, me hearties! Let’s put Trump’s tall tales to the test, 'fore we set sail on his closing yarn!"
2024-11-04
Ahoy, matey! Ye be granted passage! Tap yer trusty keyboard to sail on. Beyoncé, whales, and the like—naught be too small or grand for Captain Trump’s tall tales! Want the scoop on the 2024 treasure hunt? Sign up for yer newsletter, savvy? Aye, he be spillin' his secrets! 🏴☠️
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin’ saga of one Donald J. Trump, the former captain of America’s ship. In these turbulent waters of the 2024 elections, our dear Trumpy be spoutin’ tales so tall ye'd think he be tryin’ to summon a kraken! With nary a thought to the weight of his words, he’s be talkin’ of Beyoncé and whales, aye, even the fine art of votin’ and immigration, as if they be but trifles to a scallywag.