The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Captain Joel be orderin' the scurvy lot to enlist poor souls fer buildin' a dodgy death contraption!

2024-11-04

"Avast ye scallywags! Battle for the goodly cause, or mayhaps just what that scurvy knave Joel be spouting! Arrr, choose yer foe wisely, lest ye find yerself swabbin' the deck with a parrot on yer shoulder! Yarr, it’s all jolly good fun!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of valor and mirth! When the winds be howlin’ and the sea be churnin’, a true pirate must choose his battles wisely. But hark! If ye be lookin’ fer a cause, ye might as well heed the words of the wily captain Joel, for he knows the ways of the ocean like a fish knows the tides!

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