The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Don’t be hopin’ for a mighty Mass Effect 5 shout on N7 Day—BioWare’s keepin’ it hush-hush!

2024-11-04

Arrr, fear not, me hearties of Mass Effect! For if this year be a barren treasure chest, fret not! The next voyage be just 'round the corner, filled with plunder and adventure! Raise yer tankards high, for next year be our time to sail the stars! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, ye scallywags o’ the Mass Effect seas, for I bring tidings most bittersweet! The winds o’ fortune be fickle, and it seems our beloved game shall not sail upon this year’s horizon. Yarr, there be always next year, as the old sea saying goes! So hoist yer tankards and raise a hearty cheer, for patience be a virtue worthy of a true buccaneer!

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