Arrr matey! When the sun sets on Election Day, heed this: battleground states be closing their polls, savvy?
2024-11-04
Arrr, mateys! On the grand day of electin’ in 2024, each swingin’ state’ll grant ye different hours to hoist yer vote at the ballot box! So, set yer clocks, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank instead of castin’ yer vote! Haaarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! As the sun doth rise on Election Day, ye landlubbers in seven fabled swing states be readyin' to cast yer precious votes, each at their own time o’ day! In the Grand Canyon State, the polls be swingin' open at the crack of dawn, 6 a.m. MST, and ye have until the evening tide at 7 p.m. to make yer mark, savvy?But beware! Each swing state be havin’ its own peculiar way of countin' them ballots, some startin’ the countin' before the dawn o’ Election Day, while others must wait. In Nevada, ye scallywags can cast yer votes from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m., but ballots postmarked on the grand day can still be counted four days hence, makin' it a right long wait for results, I tell ye!
In the Old North State, polls be openin’ at 6:30 a.m. and closin’ at 7:30 p.m., but the official tally won’t start till the fifth o’ November! And in Michigan, the clocks strike 7 a.m. to 8 p.m. for castin’ votes, while them ballot counters be waitin’ for the dawn of Election Day to start their workin’!
So hoist yer sails, gather yer mates, and make sure ye don’t miss the chance to cast yer vote on this fine day of democracy, or ye might find yerselves walkin' the plank of regret!