"Arrr! The sneaky 'Trojan beast' might let scallywags vote, say the wise landlubbers of New York!"
2024-11-04
Arrr, matey! On this fine election day, the fine folks of New York be settin’ sail to cast their votes on an abortion amendment, which some salty experts be callin’ a “Trojan horse” fer lettin’ scallywags vote! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of democracy!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a ruckus brewin' in New York, where the conservatives be shoutin' foul over Proposition 1! They be callin' it a "Trojan horse," claimin' it’ll let landlubbers and illegal scallywags cast their votes!The lot in favor say it’s all to protect the fair maidens' right to choose, but nay! Critics say the law already be strong as a ship's anchor, havin' legalized abortion way back in '70! John Faso, a clever sea-dog, be sayin' this claim be as false as a one-legged pirate tryin' to dance!
This here proposition aims to banish discrimination on matters of ethnicity and gender, but some, like Faso, be warnin’ it could let biological lads join the lassies' sports teams and give parents less say in their wee ones’ health decisions. “Aye, it’s a slippery slope!” says he!
With provisions for past discrimination, some say this could lead to a grand ol’ mess, lettin' noncitizens vote cause of their "national origin." Bobbie Anne Cox, another savvy sailor, be callin' it a "bait and switch." She warns that this here amendment be a grand power grab, hidin' its true colors beneath a flimsy flag! So, hoist the sails and keep yer wits about ye, for the New York seas be stormy indeed!