"Arrr! Kemi Badenoch be takin' the helm o' the Conservative ship, savvy? A fine tale o' cunning and cap'n's rum!"
2024-11-05
Arrr, Ms. Badenoch be risin’ like a ship in a storm, thanks to old Captain Cameron’s crafty plans to mix up the crew back in the 2000s. Now, in her jolly politics, she be sailin’ farthest to the right, like a rogue pirate on the high seas!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Ms. Badenoch, who be makin' quite the waves in the political seas. In the grand ol' days of the 2000s, under Captain David Cameron's rule, the crew be decided to mix up the ship's company, settin' sail for a more diverse horizon. Aye, they be wantin' to have all kinds aboard, from scallywags to noble lasses!But lo and behold, our lass Badenoch, she be a fine example of what’s come to be known as the party's rightward shift. She be takin' the helm with a fierce determination, steering the ship towards a course more to the right than a pirate on a treasure hunt! With a heart full of ambition and a belly full of rum, she be championin' causes that be ticklin' the fancy of the conservative crew.