The Booty Report

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Arrr, whether Israeli or Palestinian, West Bank voters be sayin’ Biden’s a scallywag who left 'em high and dry!

2024-11-05

Arrr, matey! Aye, tens o' thousands o' landlubbers from the States be dwellin' in them Israeli waters, caught in a squabble like two scallywags fightin’ over a treasure chest! And neither side be givin’ a hoot 'bout Kamala Harris, savvy? A right pickle, indeed!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be spoutin' a tale o' woe 'n conflict upon the rocks o' a faraway land! Tens o' thousands o' fine American souls be settlin' in the Israeli-claimed waters, where the winds be blowin' fierce 'twixt the ruckus o' the Palestinians 'n Israelis. Aye, t'is a right muddled affair!

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