Arrr! Over 78 million scallywags cast their votes early, and it be smoother than a captain’s rum!
2024-11-05
Avast, matey! The tide o' early voting be naught but a murky lagoon, givin' us no fair glimpse o' who'll hoist the Jolly Roger come election day! Aye, it be as clear as a foggy night at sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the curious tides o' early votin' in the grand election seas! Aye, ye’d think the flood o’ ballots cast before the great day would unveil a treasure map to victory, but nay, it be not so simple, me maties!