The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The Trump-Harris ruckus be spillin' into the sports seas! Who be chattin' about it, ye scallywags?

2024-11-05

Arrr, matey! Trump and Kamala be at each other's throats fer moons now! Aye, even the realm of sport be caught in their ruckus! Who be the swashbuckling figures takin' up the banner? Let’s hoist the sails and find out, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the raucous skirmish known as the 2024 presidential election, where the likes of Trump and Harris be battlin' for the treasure that be the Oval Office!

Our bold Captain Trump be likin' it more than a raucous game of footy, proclaims he, while his opponent, Vice President Harris, be garnerin' support from landlubber sports stars like LeBron James, who be throwin' shade akin to a pirate’s parley. “Aye, matey, we need to protect the fair lasses!” quoth he.

But beware, for the seas be tempestuous! Warriors’ coach Steve Kerr be rallyin’ the crew against Trump, while Popovich, a stout-hearted sailor, be callin' him a “pathetic individual.” Aye, the bounty of endorsements flows from every corner, with some sportin' Trump’s colors, like the Kansas City kicker Butker, who swears fealty to the pro-life cause!

Meanwhile, other swabs like Hulk Hogan and Mick Foley be takin' sides, with Hogan shoutin' for strength and Foley warnin' of dark tides if Trump sails again. It be a wild voyage, where every heart be divided and the seas of democracy swirl with fervor! Avast, let the best captain win the day!

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