“Arrr, Jason Kelce be speakin' after shatterin' a Penn State scallywag's contraption: ‘I met hate with a hearty hate!’”
2024-11-04
Arrr! Before the "Monday Night Countdown" set sail on the Chiefs and Buccaneers battle, our matey Jason Kelce spilled the beans 'bout how he turned a fan's phone to splinters over the weekend at that fair Penn State! Aye, talk about a phone call gone awry!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags, for a tale from the high seas of the football field! Our brave matey, Jason Kelce, found himself in a right tempest when a Penn State fan, in a fit o’ folly, tossed a homophobic slur at his brother Travis, who be courtin’ the fair lass Taylor Swift. The cheeky scoundrel shouted, "How does it feel that yer brother be a f----- dating Taylor Swift?" Well, shiver me timbers, that be a dangerous wave to ride!In a fit o’ wrath, our noble Kelce turned and smashed the villain’s phone, surely quakin’ in his boots! The word spread faster than a ship in full sail, and soon the seas were full of chatter about his fiery response. On "Monday Night Countdown," Kelce took to the stage, hat in hand, and offered an apology, sayin’, “I chose to greet hate with hate, and I just don’t think that’s a productive thing.” Aye, he confessed he fell short of the golden rule.
But fear not, for not all be against our hero! Many a soul on the social seas defended him, pointin' fingers at the rotten fan instead. So, raise yer tankards to Jason Kelce, who may have lost his cool but stands tall as a defender of kin and honor 'gainst the stormy seas of social media! Arrr!