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Arrr, Randi, Mahomes' matriarch, be shoutin' for Trump at the Chiefs' game: "Aye, let’s hoist the sails!"

2024-11-04

Arrr, matey! Randi Mahomes, the proud matron of young Patrick, the scallywag quarterback, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger for Trump at Arrowhead, sportin' a MAGA hat! A fine sight it was, like a parrot on a treasure chest, shoutin’ “Make America Great Again, ye landlubbers!”

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the latest comical tale from the land of football and politics! The Kansas City Chiefs be settin’ sail against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers on the eve of the great presidential election, and lo! Randi Mahomes, the proud matriarch of the star quarterback Patrick, made her voice as clear as a ship’s horn. Clad in a red “Make America Great Again” hat and a Chiefs sweatshirt, she be shiverin’ timbers in support of Donald Trump, hollerin’, “Make America great again. Let’s do it. Woo!”

But the plot thickens, for her daughter-in-law, Brittany Mahomes, stirred the seas herself, endorsing Trump on social media, much to the chagrin of some salty sea dogs. “To be a hater as an adult, ye must have deep-rooted issues!” she proclaimed, while Trump himself praised the couple’s love as a beacon in these troubled waters.

As for Patrick, he stood firm on the deck, keepin’ his political compass to himself, sayin’, “Let the folks vote fer who they fancy!” Meanwhile, a fair lass named Taylor Swift drifted near Arrowhead Stadium, rumored to be joinin’ Vice President Kamala Harris, causin’ quite the stir among the crew.

In these tempestuous times, the NFL’s rules about hats and shirts be murky, but Randi Mahomes be sailin’ her MAGA colors proudly. Yarrr, what a tale of football, family, and political winds blowin’ this way and that!

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