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Arrr, the judge be shovin' aside the plea to sink Musk’s million doubloons for the landlubbers!

2024-11-05

Arrr, me hearties! On the morn of Monday, a court ruler tossed aside a plea from the Philadelphia lawman to halt a treasure chest o’ a million doubloons daily from Elon Musk's crew, claimin’ it be nothin’ but a scallywag's trickery and an unlawful game o’ chance!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of the courtroom! On a fine Monday morn, a wise judge named Angelo Foglietta, clad in his robes like a captain in finest silks, did declare that the Philadelphia district attorney, one Larry Krasner, had not a leg to stand on in his quest to scuttle the grand treasure chest of a $1 million daily giveaway by the notorious Elon Musk's political action committee, America PAC.

Yarr, Krasner be claimin’ this bounty be naught but a “scam,” a “grift,” and even an “illegal lottery,” arrr! But Judge Foglietta, with the cunning of a seasoned sea dog, rebuffed the daft claims after hours of blusterin’ in the court, decidin’ that the giveaway be sailin’ smooth as a ship on calm waters before Election Day in the fair land of Pennsylvania and its neighboring swing states.

So, hoist the sails, me mateys! With Musk at the helm, it seems the treasure hunt for votes be on! Let the doubloons rain down upon the good folk, for in the world of politics, ‘tis all fair play, or so the judge be sayin’! Yarrr, what a merry spectacle it be!

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