Arrr, matey! Musk be sayin' if that Harris lass wins, she'll unleash the lawmen on X to scuttle it!
2024-11-05
Arrr matey! As the 2024 treasure hunt nears, the gold-laden Musk be warnin' Joe Rogan, the jester of the waves, that the wind o' free speech be hangin' by a thread on the X ship! Batten down the hatches, or we'll be swimmin' with the fishes!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale of the high seas o' politics, where the notorious Elon Musk be warnin' that if the tempestuous Kamala Harris be takin' the helm, she may use her powers to scuttle the good ship X! Aye, he be speakin' with the jolly Joe Rogan, claimin' he bought the cursed platform to keep the winds of free speech blowin', not to be drowned by censorship."Ye scallywags be sayin’ I be a poor businessman," Musk chortled, "but the treasure trove be worth less than a sack of doubloons!" He be callin' out the so-called Center for Counterin' Digital Hate, likenin' it to a Ministry of Truth, a crew more interested in silencing than settin' sail with honest discourse.
Musk predicts that if the winds favor Trump, the advertiser boycott shall lift like a ship's anchor, but if Kamala be in charge, "X will be sent to Davy Jones’ locker!" The fella spoke of the DOJ as a fearsome kraken, ready to unleash its wrath with lawsuits aplenty. So, hoist yer flags and keep a weather eye, for the clash ‘twixt censorship and freedom be at hand, and it be a sight to behold!