Arrr, after 107 days adrift, Kamala’s still not faced the press since claimin’ her treasure as Dem captain!
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! Vice President Kamala Harris be sailin’ the seas of silence, not havin’ a proper parley with the press since she claimed the title o’ Democratic nominee! Blimey, what be she hidin’ in the hold, a treasure map or just a bottle o’ rum? Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Election Day be upon us, and lo, Vice President Kamala Harris be settin' sail as the official Democratic nominee, but shiver me timbers, she’s not held a proper press conference in a whole 107 days! Arrr, while Captain Trump has been parleyin' with the press on six occasions since August, Harris be makin' only brief appearances, jabbin' her cutlass at the rhetoric of Trump’s rally from the high seas of New York City.In a grand display o' the theatrics, she even took to the stage on "Saturday Night Live," showin' off her comic chops. With a fiery speech in Washington, she charted her course for the future, callin' Trump's vision darker than Davy Jones' locker. Aye, she finally broke her silence with Fox News in Pennsylvania, and has been flappin' her gums on CNN, Telemundo, and more, as if she be tryin' to win the favor o' the seas.
As her campaign sails to a close, her trusty mate Tim Walz be joinin' the fray, also makin’ the rounds on local TV. If fortune smiles, Harris may be holdin’ a press conference as president-elect, but for now, the time for such parley be at an end, as the good folk of America set their sights on the polls. Arrr! Let the winds of democracy blow!