The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Swap yer grassy patches fer grub, matey! Let’s feast instead of fussin’ with fancy lawns, arrr!"

2024-11-05

Arrr matey! In the fair city of Los Angeles, front yards be turnin' into wee crop havens, servin' up greens to a crew o' families, and doin' it with but a drop o' water compared to them grassy wastelands. Aye, the landlubbers be eatin’ good!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve tales of the landlubbers in that fair city of Los Angeles, where front yards be turnin’ into bounteous crop farms! Aye, ye heard me right! Those patches o’ green, once bloomin’ with grass, now be sproutin’ veggies fit for a king’s feast!

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