Arrr, Trump be swearin' to tackle them sky-high booty prices fer sports fans—'tis a right lamentable treasure, matey!
2024-11-05
Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin' former captain of the ship, Trump, be swearin' on a stack o' gold doubloons in a podcast parley! He’ll hoist the sails for ye scallywags sufferin' the cruel sting of them ticket prices! Aye, he be the hero of the bleachers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the former captain of the White House ship, Donald Trump, who be makin' a grand pledge afore the electoral seas be settin' sail once more!