The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Jake Paul be sayin' if that Harris lass wins, America be blowin' up like a cannonball, savvy?

2024-11-05

Arrr, mateys! The swashbucklin’ boxer Jake Paul be warnin’ his crew to steer clear o’ Vice President Kamala Harris come Election Day! He be claimin’ it’s a battle o’ "good vs. evil," like choosin' between a treasure chest and a cursed doubloon! Yo ho, make yer choice wisely!

Aye, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for the scallywag named Jake Paul be stirrin’ the political seas! This cheeky boxer be throwin' his lot in with the former Captain of the White House, Donald Trump, callin' the coming election a fierce battle 'twixt good and evil, like pirates and landlubbers on the high seas!

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