The Booty Report

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Arrr, be the fair lasses and scallywags settin' sail to steer the 2024 treasure hunt? Aye, let’s see!

2024-11-05

Arrr, mateys! For decades, lasses and lads be castin’ their votes like a ship in a storm! This year, might the fairer sex sway the ship ‘twixt Vice Captain Kamala and Old Trump? Aye, the last poll be showin’ a 16-point gap—Harris be leadin’ the wenches, while Trump’s got the scallywags!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of the grand political seas, where men and women have been chartin’ their course differently in the treacherous waters of presidential elections fer many a year!

Now, in this year’s tumultuous battle ‘twixt the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris and the salty old sea-dog, former President Donald Trump, it be said that the gender gap could be the cunning treasure map leadin’ to victory! Aye, the last ABC News/Ipsos poll before the fateful day of voting revealed a mighty 16-point chasm between the swabs. Harris be holdin’ the helm with a fine 11-point lead among the lasses—53% to 42%, savvy?

But don’t ye go forgettin’ the lads! Trump be claimin’ a 5-point advantage among the hearty men, boastin’ 50% of the crew! So, as we sail closer to the election, it’s like a game of chance on the high seas—will the fairer sex steer the ship to victory, or shall the gents chart a different course? Keep yer spyglasses peeled, for the winds of change be blowin’ strong! Arrr!

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