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"Arrr! Many lasses be risin' up! Harris be hopin' the wenches cast their votes, or he'll be scuttled!"

2024-11-05

Arrr, in them battleground waters o' Arizona and Michigan, lassies be queuin' up to cast their votes early! Kamala Harris be hopin' they be the swell that turns the tides for her. On a balmy mornin' at the University o' Michigan, young Keely be all a'flutter to support her captain!

Ahoy matey! In the raucous battlegrounds of Arizona and Michigan, fair lassies be settin' sail to cast their votes early, hoisting their banners high for Kamala Harris, hopin’ she be the wind that turns the election ship about!

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